Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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