i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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