hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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