i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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