the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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