that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I think I am morally bankrupt
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize