i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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