was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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