Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Do plants get herpes?
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