those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
