No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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