I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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