the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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