i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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you traded sex for a burrito?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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