I heard we made out
Just fell off a train. Bad.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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