I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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