I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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