You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We're too hungover to prance.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
