So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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