So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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