pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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