just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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