Please, let me fuck your mom
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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