no. you can't hotbox the world.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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