kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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