Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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