The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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