How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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