Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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