That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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