Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize