Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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