We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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