There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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