my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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