found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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