brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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