in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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