He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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