do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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