There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Randomize
