Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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