I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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