How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
im six kinds of drunk right now
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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