Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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