I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he shaved USA in his pubs
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize