In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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