I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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