i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my shit smells like andre
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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