I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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