I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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