i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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