Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
