if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
