YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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