Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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