But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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